Lt. Commander Data
He's programmable, humble, a great listener, and compliant. What more could a woman ask for?
Download the latest relationship tips to your flash-drive and watch as Data becomes the most well-informed lover you ever had. His smooth, pasty skin makes you look like a golden goddess, and his seemingly naive android-charm makes you want to help Data understand love.
Alas, it could never work. Just like most men, you'd be forever searching for sign of any true emotional substance.
More FFFs to follow...
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